i am a new wizard looking for an honest burglar. doesn’t necessarily have to be SEXUAL. i will pay you 1/14 of the treasure in erebor

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hexjulia:

some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand

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barstoolblues:

if you’re delusional enough you can hear the length of neil young’s hair in his music

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did u know hand shoulder & elbow doctors were segregated by right handed and left handed until 1948

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birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

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